Piper the social butterfly

This is what I would imagine their conversation would sound like.......

Piper: "Hey whatcha doing back there?"

Joshua: "Oh just taking a poo."

Piper: "huh sounds cool, wanna jump off this couch with me?"

Joshua: "What?!!!"

Piper: " I do tricks all the time at home, come on they are fun....you won't get in trouble, I promise!"